Curse

Divine Freak · Apr 05, 2007, 05:06 PM // 17:06

*sees pwnd's ship barreling thru the bar*
"Uh oh"
*runs like hell around the bar dodging pwnd's ship*
"Someone call the navy, there's pirates in the bar!"
*drinks beer on the run*

I pwnd U · Apr 05, 2007, 05:53 PM // 17:53

*tries to sip rum again*
*snarls*
*steers after Divine some more*
"gimmemyrum!"

Divine Freak · Apr 05, 2007, 06:54 PM // 18:54

*leaps onto the deck of pwnd's ship*
"I'm wielding a Halibut and a Bottle of Rum."
*begins dueling with pwnd*
*drinks rum while attempting to fight pwnd with a halibut*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 05, 2007, 07:53 PM // 19:53

*wakes up on the deck of pwned ship*
"where the hell am i?"
*sees Pwned and Divine dueling*
*sips beer*
*sets fire to barrel of rum*
*sets fire to ship*
*steals Divines Halibut*
*cooks Halibut on fire*
*eats Halibut*
*sips beer*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 05, 2007, 09:37 PM // 21:37

*pushes the ship out of the dock*
*throws a fireball at it*
*watches it sink*

Divine Freak · Apr 05, 2007, 09:41 PM // 21:41

"Save the rum!"
*casts Extinguish on barrel of rum*
*throws bottle of rum in pwnd's face*
"Think fast"
*grabs halibut skeleton from Silent*
*wacks pwnd over the head with halibut skeleton*
*fills empty beer bottle with rum*
*bails off ship with stolen bottle of rum*
"Hey pwnd, Silent is trying to steal your barrel of rum"

*goes back to bar and sits down*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*sips stolen rum*

I pwnd U · Apr 06, 2007, 06:40 AM // 06:40

*grabs some rum*
*jumps overboard*
*gets hit with a skeleton*
*gets up*
*looks around for Silent*
*takes out sword*
"YARGH!"
*takes off after silent*

Divine Freak · Apr 06, 2007, 07:02 PM // 19:02

*cheers pwnd on*
*throws burning ship boards at Silent*
*throws a halibut on the grill*
*steals another beer*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Apr 06, 2007, 07:54 PM // 19:54

*grabs a new thing of rum*
*sips rum*
*runs over Silent*
"YARGH!"

metalicagrl · Apr 07, 2007, 01:25 AM // 01:25

*waks in the bar and says "hey peoples!!!!! im bak!!!!"*
*sits down and has a beer*
*watches to see who kills I pwnd u*

I pwnd U · Apr 07, 2007, 07:25 PM // 19:25

*waves at metalicagrl*
*takes out a spike*
*throws it at her*
*sips rum*
*steers the ship in circles*

Knido · Apr 08, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*becomes a giant octopus and attacks the ship*
*slaps you in the face with a giant tentacle*

I pwnd U · Apr 08, 2007, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*shoots Knido's tentacle off*
*jumps over board*
*swims to land*
*sips rum*
*dances*

Grasping Darkness · Apr 08, 2007, 03:17 AM // 03:17

*raises 9 bone fiends and a golem*
*hits f 12 + enter and laughes*

I pwnd U · Apr 08, 2007, 03:19 AM // 03:19

*sips rum*
*tosses rum onto fiends and golems*
*takes a match*
*tosses onto fiends and golems*
*watches them go up in flames*
*laughs*

Grasping Darkness · Apr 08, 2007, 03:24 AM // 03:24

*posts a link to an eye doctor and says there was only one golem* not golems*
*sips crown and coke*
*what you lookin at glare*
*punches you in the arm*
*says gimmie your best shot*

I pwnd U · Apr 08, 2007, 03:26 AM // 03:26

*looks around*
*wonders who he is talking to*
*wonders if he is gone*
*laughs*
*sips rum*

extra bacon · Apr 08, 2007, 05:02 AM // 05:02

*bursts through the front door*
*starts chanting*
one more win! one more win!
*does a rain dance*
*grabs beer*
*downs beer*
*smashes beer bottle on nearby patron's head*
/roar
*exits bar*

Grasping Darkness · Apr 08, 2007, 05:07 AM // 05:07

*gets out from behind car in parking lot*
*catches the drunkards for a couple of cheap shots*
*laughs at the nubs running back in for the phone to call 911*
*runs home*

I pwnd U · Apr 08, 2007, 06:11 AM // 06:11

*sips rum*
*dances*
*takes out a cutlass*
*waves it around*